March catch-all

[espritdecorpse]

WHO: Wei Wuxian, Xie Lian, Pyra
WHERE: Various places in Chroma
WHEN: Sometime during the dragon scales event
WHAT: Bodyswapping and misunderstandings
WARNINGS: None!

[ Initially he dismissed the forty-ninth quest out of hand. He wouldn't readily exchange his body with somebody who didn't understand cultivational powers, especially demonic ones.

But the more he gets to thinking, the more it occurs to him that there is someone in particular whose body he'd like to inhabit. Thus he pulls on his hot pink winter jacket and heads out towards Bluo... ]

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[espritdecorpse]

[ Even with his mind-bogglingly extreme strength, he wasn't able to stay upright when a pile of junk that size fell on him. He's completely covered in it: old shoes, empty tin cans, single socks with holes in them, crumpled up bits of paper, ugly Christmas sweaters, metal springs, broken plates, a mug handle, a chair cushion with most of the stuffing gone, a teapot missing its lid with a broken-off spout, and so on and so forth. He's grateful for the the help and clutches the hand reaching for him.

...and then when he's finally pulled out and he sees who is helping him, his eyes light up. ]

Why, Pyra! How lovely to see you!

[ He stands up, brushing the last of the junk off of himself. Various items clang and ping and a headless toy squeaks as it bounces and rolls away. ]

I'm—