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WHO: Shen Qingqiu and ANYONE.
WHERE: All around the Town.
WHEN: Fairytale Event + Quest.
WHAT: This is all the fairytale options.
WARNINGS: None that I can think of!
I. Evil Queen?!
[ He is unhappy. How did things come to pass like this?
a. There is suddenly a large mirror in the residence he shares with Keigo Asano. He did not bring it there yet it refers to him as master. I didn't buy you! Don't you go calling people shit like that and expect it to fly! Not only does it call him master -- "Mistress" -- but it seems to delight in telling him just who is better than him in looks. Look, my face is not the most handsome or beautiful, but it doesn't deserve to be berated like this! How does one elegantly break a mirror while in a dress?
b. Shen Qingqiu is a modern Chinese man. This means that he actually knows the story of Snow White. It is why when he is suddenly whisked away to the door of someone's house -- which already has had the door knocked upon -- he immediately recognizes the item in his hand is a BAD END APPLE. Who has it out for these princesses and why are there so many!? ]
II. Fairy godmother now?! Pick a character and stick with it, already!
[ Does someone have a problem? Small? Big? It doesn't matter -- the man has started to become D-O-N-E with whatever madness is going on, but he also knows how to read the room. Everyone is done with things, but there's nothing that they can do but play along. I know, I know. I've suffered this, too. Are you guys also having Systems telling you not to break the rules? I feel for you. Mine's dormant but here we are. Hello. Wave to the audience! ]
So. What can I do for you? [ Shen Qingqiu says this with a straight-face. In that, he always says things with a straight-face. Grace etched into his calm expression -- even though he is wearing a puffy blue dress and holding a wand. ]
III. And the role of the wolf goes to -- you got to be kidding me.
[ Shen Qingqiu is starting to understand the set up for this scenario. I get it, Airplane-bro. This is torture if I was the original goods. Indeed, if the real Shen Qingqiu was in this situation, he would have vomited blood at least four times a day by now just due to insult alone. Thankfully, he is not the original but that doesn't mean he isn't choking back the blood he wants to spit.
The ridiculous outfit of the wolf is one that offends every sense except touch. It's quite soft. Comfortable. And if it was a pajama option that no one knew about, he absolutely would choose it! It's really surprisingly cozy in this thing! He would like to say -- and he's happy for it, since he's naked underneath! Naked save for some boxers, but naked all the same!
a. Again, he's lucky that he's a modern Chinese man. He knows exactly why he suddenly ends up in the bed of some person. Because that's the set up for the story. The wolf is waiting in the bed of the grandmother so that he can eat Red Riding Hood. He gets it. He gets it, okay?! But this isn't right! This is the kind of thing that'll ruin his reputation! Especially since he isn't sharing the bed alone!
b. He's in someone's closet. Of course, he is. Of course! He's supposed to leap out and devour the person 'cause that's part of the story! Listen here. I'm not doing it. I'm not. You can forget it. But that means, if he doesn't do it, he just has to wait until the hunter comes to kill him. Guess so. Wait! Wait! Don't just kill me off here! The wolf needs to eat, too! Is that any reason to be so violent!?
On that note, he exits the closet with as much poise and control as one can in the outfit that he is in. He looks to who is now in the room with him. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Please don't be the woodsman! Please don't! I don't want a violent end like that! I've barely escaped the violent end I'm avoiding right now! ]
WHERE: All around the Town.
WHEN: Fairytale Event + Quest.
WHAT: This is all the fairytale options.
WARNINGS: None that I can think of!
I. Evil Queen?!
[ He is unhappy. How did things come to pass like this?
a. There is suddenly a large mirror in the residence he shares with Keigo Asano. He did not bring it there yet it refers to him as master. I didn't buy you! Don't you go calling people shit like that and expect it to fly! Not only does it call him master -- "Mistress" -- but it seems to delight in telling him just who is better than him in looks. Look, my face is not the most handsome or beautiful, but it doesn't deserve to be berated like this! How does one elegantly break a mirror while in a dress?
b. Shen Qingqiu is a modern Chinese man. This means that he actually knows the story of Snow White. It is why when he is suddenly whisked away to the door of someone's house -- which already has had the door knocked upon -- he immediately recognizes the item in his hand is a BAD END APPLE. Who has it out for these princesses and why are there so many!? ]
II. Fairy godmother now?! Pick a character and stick with it, already!
[ Does someone have a problem? Small? Big? It doesn't matter -- the man has started to become D-O-N-E with whatever madness is going on, but he also knows how to read the room. Everyone is done with things, but there's nothing that they can do but play along. I know, I know. I've suffered this, too. Are you guys also having Systems telling you not to break the rules? I feel for you. Mine's dormant but here we are. Hello. Wave to the audience! ]
So. What can I do for you? [ Shen Qingqiu says this with a straight-face. In that, he always says things with a straight-face. Grace etched into his calm expression -- even though he is wearing a puffy blue dress and holding a wand. ]
III. And the role of the wolf goes to -- you got to be kidding me.
[ Shen Qingqiu is starting to understand the set up for this scenario. I get it, Airplane-bro. This is torture if I was the original goods. Indeed, if the real Shen Qingqiu was in this situation, he would have vomited blood at least four times a day by now just due to insult alone. Thankfully, he is not the original but that doesn't mean he isn't choking back the blood he wants to spit.
The ridiculous outfit of the wolf is one that offends every sense except touch. It's quite soft. Comfortable. And if it was a pajama option that no one knew about, he absolutely would choose it! It's really surprisingly cozy in this thing! He would like to say -- and he's happy for it, since he's naked underneath! Naked save for some boxers, but naked all the same!
a. Again, he's lucky that he's a modern Chinese man. He knows exactly why he suddenly ends up in the bed of some person. Because that's the set up for the story. The wolf is waiting in the bed of the grandmother so that he can eat Red Riding Hood. He gets it. He gets it, okay?! But this isn't right! This is the kind of thing that'll ruin his reputation! Especially since he isn't sharing the bed alone!
b. He's in someone's closet. Of course, he is. Of course! He's supposed to leap out and devour the person 'cause that's part of the story! Listen here. I'm not doing it. I'm not. You can forget it. But that means, if he doesn't do it, he just has to wait until the hunter comes to kill him. Guess so. Wait! Wait! Don't just kill me off here! The wolf needs to eat, too! Is that any reason to be so violent!?
On that note, he exits the closet with as much poise and control as one can in the outfit that he is in. He looks to who is now in the room with him. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Please don't be the woodsman! Please don't! I don't want a violent end like that! I've barely escaped the violent end I'm avoiding right now! ]
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But what if I have an extra big lunch?
[EXACTLY HOW LATE DOES SHE SLEEP IN?]
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How late do you sleep in?
[ Shen Qingqiu is too used to his disciples that get up early in the morning. Though, when he says early, he means early! Sure, he understands that modern teenagers can't do the same, but really, how long is she sleeping for?! ]
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Well, there's no clock here... [Though she is wearing something that looks like it could be a watch...though it's not. Pretty clunky for wearing to sleep though.] So I'd say...I wake up sometime after sunrise and before Shiho is awake?
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Healers or not, it's a big problem if the healers are having to busy themselves with colds that teenagers get from burning the candle at both ends. ]
Even if there is no clock, do not sleep in or rest so late. Do you not want to make memories here? [ Of course, he can't put it like he wants to put it!! She isn't one of his disciples so he can't scold her as he normally would. And furthermore, a modern teen would want to rebel!! So, it's best to put it this way! ]
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Is that the angle he was going with. She expected a lecture about her health and already had a rebuttal planned.
She pouts BECAUSE WHY ARE YOU NOT FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT ADULTS USUALLY USED?]
Of course! And I do plenty of that without waking up early!
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[ He crosses his arms!!! ]
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But then I'd have less sleep. Sleep is very important for a growing teenager...
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[ In the end, he's ending up lecturing her... ]
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[Just how much does this girl hate sleeping and waking up early!?]
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[ HMPH. ]
But a compromise... go to sleep early and sleep in. That should make the same amount of memories that you have now.
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Fiiiiine. I'll sleep earlier. [And she'll keep it up for a few days. After that? Well. We'll see.]
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[ He smiles fondly at her as his scolding is complete.
Ah, right. ]
Okay. [ Shen Qingqiu has nothing else that he can say. He takes a step back. ] I shall see myself out now. [ Yup. ]
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Don't say things that will get misunderstood by others. [ Somehow, somehow!! He keeps himself sounding calm and dismissive as he leaves. Ignore him, he is going to sprint out of this place now!! ]
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