Froggy went a-courtin'

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Who: Wei Wuxian and frogs
What: Frog Quest
When: Throughout January
Where: All through Chroma
Warning: Wei Wuxian’s thirst

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[ He’d been puzzled by the frog-kissing quest at first, but a bit of time in the library answered at least some of his questions regarding frogs and fairy tales. When you kiss a frog, they transform into a handsome prince. Or princess. Obviously if he’s the one doing the kissing, the frog ought to transform into a princess. Faultless logic. Thus, full of boundless optimism and high spirits, he ventures out into town to find and rescue some amphibious friends. ]

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[ It takes him a second, but he recovers. He pulls off his jacket even before Jion asks, and hands it to him to cover up. It's an unfortunate hot pink color (quest reward, brand new, nice and warm), but better than nothing. Obviously it's not enough to cover Jion's bulk, so he straight away strips off his black silk outer robes and tosses them over also. ]

What, you didn't like the magic I used? Hahaha!

[ He winks. ]

Don't worry, don't worry! Stay here, I'll find your clothes for you. Do you remember where you were when you transformed? Just point me in the direction, you can't have got far.

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[ He accepts the clothes promptly and gratefully, immediately draping the robes over his shoulders; he'd put his arms through the sleeves, but he doesn't want to risk ripping any seams. ]

Um, I mean. I don't really mind, I guess? But you, uh. Sounded pretty grossed out. That can't have been fun, kissing a frog.

[ He makes a bit of a face as he gets to his feet, trying to arrange the jacket so it covers him a bit more. ]

I wasn't far from my home when I got turned, I think. So in Flavo. Probably. Um, I'll go with you. [ His face is still red as he mumbles, ] I mean, I don't want anyone to just, like. Stumble on me when I'm like this, nobody needs to see that.

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I was just surprised! That someone as big as you could be such a tiny frog ahahhaha!

[ He's all in white now (the color of his inner robes), quite the contrast from how he usually looks. It's chilly, so he jumps around, taking care to make it look like he's just high-spirited. He pats Jion's shoulder. ]

What? Nobody needs to see you like this? What, don't you like my jacket? I'm hurt! I like that jacket a lot, I'll have you know! It fits me perfectly and it's warm!

[ And Archer has one to match ]

I know where you live [ BAD CAROLING ] so I'll race you!

[ OFF HE GOES in search of.....Jion's clothes. ]

[organfarm]

It's not about your jacket!

[ He thought that was obvious? Jion still looks flustered by the accusation, hurrying to correct any misunderstanding. ]

Um, your jacket's fine, it's not about your clothes. It's more. Y'know. Me mostly being ... not dressed. And also I know I look kinda unsettling to a lot of people because of my scar, and -- huh?

[ He totally missed that declaration of a race, and it's a good second or two before it occurs to him to run after Wei Wuxian. ]

Oh, come on, that's not fair! I don't have shoes!

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Hahaha!

[ His laughter echoes down the lane as he runs. A little while later, he discovers the pile of clothes. He scoops them up in his arms, pants legs and sleeves trailing. ]

I win!

[ He spins around, drunk with victory. A personal item of clothing might go flying.... ]