awashlogs | ( open ) september catchall

Who: mutsunokami & you
Where: the forest
When: september
What: catch-all log for the month! one open prompt with mutsu thinking about some recent information about the town.
Warnings: none at the moment

(If you asked Mutsunokami how much he cares about his appearances, he'd tell you he doesn't care too much, especially when he's always a little scratched up. That doesn't mean he doesn't take care of himself, though! You can't ignore your human body, after all. That's why it's important to rest and do some of those more boring, mundane human things like doing your laundry...

He's at a stream in the forest that other people in Chroma might also wash their clothes. He's sort of just chilling out while the water runs over his kimono, holding his fingers out in front of him and counting things down. He'll go at it for a little while, tracing something into the dirt next to him every now and then and then--)

How many people d'ya think used to live here?

(What's up, he knew you were nearby.)

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(Getting honey! Sounds easy, right? This is actually something Mutsunokami is a little wary about. The last time he ran into bees, his entire squad got split up and they fell down a river and he had to talk down a bear and it was a long day, okay.)

... They're just normal bees, right?

(It's easy to forget when these quests are worded so simply but... aren't all of the animals here a little weird? That goes for the bees too, doesn't it? Dave, did they think this through????)

I mean, we can sure hope, but everythin' I've ever seen has been huge and ridiculous.

[ UNFORTUNATELY... ]

But if we're lucky they won't breathe fire?

( Honestly, huge and ridiculous wouldn't be that strange considering Mutsu's probably seen his fair share of suzumebachi aka giant japanese hornets but let's just hope these are normal bees!!! )

Don't say that! You should see some of the ones back home... they're already scary enough!

Hey...

Would ya rather deal with a bunch of small bees or one real big mean one?

One big mean one, I guess? No, wait, it definitely depends on how many "a bunch" of small bees is that we're talkin' about. Like...enough to make a man out of bees? Enough to fill a small house? Just a little over a few? What's the range, dude, you gotta be more specific for your hypotheticals.

[ so dave can give uselessly accurate answers! ]

( Gee, Dave, just answer the question! )

I dunno... Big enough to make a pillow?

( But he points ahead at a colorless patch of flowers nearby. There are butterflies (moths?) and all sorts of insects buzzing and fluttering around!!! Including a bunch of small, waspy-bee like creatures buzzing around. They're pretty average size so that's all great and good! They might have an extra pair of legs and look vaguely spider-y, though.

There's no hive in sight! )

Okay, then it still depends on the size of the big mean one. Is it like, the size of Texas or the size of your mom's dick?

[ he is looking at the waspy-bees, though. ]

...Do we like stalk them back to their house, or.

( Dave what is this language!!! What is Texas!!! )

I dunno, how big would it have to be for ya to not wanna fight it? The size of a cat? Or maybe a horse?

( Two can play this question game, Dave!!! )

If there're this many around here, there's gotta be a hive nearby. We can try and follow 'em?

Hmmm. The size of an elephant, maybe?

[ he is ambling towards the bees, though. ]

I guess think stealthy thoughts, bro.

( open ) september catchall

with dave

i kept forgetting about this brilliantly NOW I CAN'T

honestly my memory is also trash so (1/2)

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