Catch all log for quests!

[swordfucker]

Who: Guren & various others
Where: Various places
When: Starting 5/3 and going through probably like 5/14.
What: QUESTS. Guren does quests with everyone that he can.
Warnings: None!

Starters will be below! But hit me up if you'd like something with him, too! PM me, discord @ zlos#3826, or zeloser!

Comments

[parodeity]

[ well, the four or so that went dave's way are neatly handled - he taps each one when they're within range, dodging teeth, and as soon as he touches them they disappear into the abyss of his sylladex.

he doesn't catch the fifth solely because it like

chooses to breathe fire at him and he leaps back out of range ]


Oh what the fresh pile of fuck, come on!!

[swordfucker]

Oh.

[That sure is a fire breathing goose? It's distracting enough that Guren ignores the furious pecking at his leg by another unfortunate goose with five eyes to stare at it.]

They can breathe fire? Haha, it's going to roast the other ones. [That's hilarious...

But alright, can they not collect that one? After yanking his leg free of one attacker, he skips both that one and the fire breathing one to run at another concentrated group, scaring them Dave's way.]

Shoo.

[parodeity]

Why is everything always so dumb?

[ he's grousing even as he adds another three geese to his count.

they're up to seven trapped geese. only five to go... ]

Also what do we even do with them once we catch them?

[swordfucker]

I guess they're your new roommates.

[Because HE sure doesn't want them, and he doubts they can just go home and make a feast and have it count. Or, pocket geese friends to release on others? That's probably a strategy in some sort of fight. Maybe.]

How many are you at?

[He hasn't been keeping track, since he's busy chasing them towards Dave. That firebreathing one is really getting to be a problem, though, and Guren has to hop out of the way of it.]

[parodeity]

Need five more! [ or, well. dave dives to tap another on the wing seconds before it manages to bite him. a near miss but a successful capture...! ] Four more.

[swordfucker]

Ugh...

[Almost there!! But still such a pain in the ass. One with teeth keeps coming for him, and scaring birds the way you want them to go is more difficult than it seems. He's jumping a lot, kicking up dirt, slapping his hands together, looking downright ridiculous, but he'll try his best to get those geese to Dave.]

[parodeity]

[ dave wishes he could document this via video...why does awash hate technology and also forever memorizing guren looking dumb??

but dave has always been quick on his feet and the plan isn't a bad one. so four more geese is easy!!

at which point his cape starts to burn a little and he has to put it out thanks that one goose that breathes fire ]

They're so lucky these clothes fix themselves...

[swordfucker]

I was wondering how you kept those so put together.

[Never record him looking dumb or he'll attempt murder, first of all!! But Dave is safe in this nearly technology-free world, and for now Guren is just glancing down at his already sewn up uniform, frowning as he nudges a stray goose away from his leg.]

Let's get out of here if we've got enough. My clothes don't self repair.

[parodeity]

They're also self laundering, but yeah. You got it bro.

[ guess dave has twelve geese now!! he wonders if they lay eggs. ]

I wonder if we get knives for this?

[swordfucker]

Does some sort of spell do that?

[Because please, teach him... He's jealous of Dave's weird pajamas.]

Anyway, I sure hope not. I have like three piles of those things sitting around in my house now. They were useful, at first, but now it's just excessive.

[parodeity]

Yeah, I would like. Offer to trade you back a knife for the one I gave to Emma, but like. I think there are enough knives in both our lives? And as to the pajamas, it's just how godtier clothes work. Vriska has them too but she doesn't wear hers really...?

[swordfucker]

I guess that's the toss up for them looking like pajamas.

[Dang. Oh well... Master sorcerer Guren still doesn't know a spell for self cleaning self repairing clothes, but maybe one day someone can teach him.]

But yeah, keep that one. Those things were a huge pain in the middle of my shadow trying to kill me. Emma took a couple of days to stitch everything up.

[parodeity]

Yeaaah. At least that was one thing that took care of itself for me. Anyway...I guess I should go ask John if we want pet geese.

[swordfucker]

[Kids these days, joking about their near death experiences and shadow trauma...]

Go ahead. I'll head back home and see if anything's appeared, I guess. Enjoy your geese.

[parodeity]

Yep. See you later, dude. You know where to find me if you want to do another mission we qualify for. [ dave gives a flippant salute and then he's off ]