(no subject)

[windeity]

WHO: John and a bunch of people who may sorely regret things
WHERE: The Town Without A Name
WHEN: Maaay
WHAT: Questers on a grand quest or two or six
WARNINGS: Violence bc fight threads ig, John's goofy taste in pop culture and tbh John and Vriska deserve their own warning

So anyway, prompts in the comments x2

Comments

[windeity]

[It works out. It works out because the creature screams before finding herself frozen as John approaches from behind, whacking her over the head repeatedly in his own game of whack-a-mole while the dice inside the hammer roll around. With the force of the blunt object and the bug spray, it isn't long before the spider-demon stumbles and falls to her feet, legs twitching and arms clawing briefly before settling in the dirt and growing motionless.

The dice didn't activate, thankfully, but John hovers just above her.]

...think that did it?

[creatability]

[Momo walks over and untwists the lid of her canister, upending it all over the spider.]

If it didn't, I hope that did. I never, ever want to deal with one of those things again.

[windeity]

[Farewell, spider bitch!!! John looks pretty damn pleased even as he hovers out of the way.] You and me both. I almost cannot believe something like this lives out here, but given the minotaur and the harpies maybe there's a theme here.

Are you okay? She was kind of hypnotizing you, I think.g

[creatability]

[Momo dusts herself off and steps clear, nodding.]

I'm just fine. She definitely got me. Probably something to do with touch. But I feel alright now.

You want to head back? I don't want to stick around and see if she had any children. I've heard stories about them having giant spider kids.

[windeity]

What a creep. [That's putting it lightly. But he nods before dismissing the hammer.] Let's get out of here before round two starts. It's just like I thought though. We still make an awesome team.

[creatability]

We do.

[And away they go!]