may catch-all

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WHO: Dave Strider & OTHER PEOPLE
WHERE: many places
WHEN: this is so i don't have to make 20 logs this month so many times
WHAT: shenanigans
WARNINGS: dave swears sometimes as always

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05/05 OCHAKO & OKUYASU - STUCOU POSTERS

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[ so they don't know the town name and won't until like, next friday, but they now whenish the tournament will take place. or rather dave is just...deciding that now. do u think ooc 18th or 19th would be better y'all.

ANYWAY. they're probably in dave and john's living room, which still has that lobster tank and the skeleton in a dress and all those photos. ]

Okay, so if you saw a poster what kinds of things would draw you in to do its bidding? Besides, like, glitter. Obviously.

[thriftea]

[I'm a big fan of the 18th! Ochako, on the other hand, is a big fan of Nauti Buoy, which is why she's over there peering right down at him. All of the Momo™ brand art supplies—glue, glitter, colorful markers, etc.—are piled on the floor beside her.]

Um... [She gently taps the side of the tank as she thinks. Wake up, little guy.] A cute picture? I think we should draw strawberries on every one!

[pursestrings]

[I'm down with the 18th hell yeah. Okuyasu, naturally, is crouched here on the floor next to the pile of supplies, very seriously considering the blank poster.]

Money. [Of course. They can't promise money, though, so--] Let's make the letters really big!

[Do not let Okuyasu write the words.]

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[ dave, who would find okuyasu living that skit to be hilarious: ]

As big as you can make 'em, dude. And yeah, cute strawberries. Maybe strawberries with wings?

[ because.............wings are cute ]

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[Isn't that a little... much? The answer, of course, is no, and she excitedly whips around to face him.]

Yeah! That's such a good idea, Dave! And we have to draw flowers, too. The more colors, the better!

[Good God, but these posters are going to look so tacky.]

[pursestrings]

How many colors do we actually have?

[How many colors did that Momo girl pull out of her own body, is the real question... were this a real economy, they would owe her so much money. So much. Okuyasu is staring between a blank poster and a box of Momo markers (Momarkers), picturing just how big and obnoxious he can make letters and still leave space for strawberries. And flowers. And a pony, is a pony next?]

One of you's gonna have to spell tournament, by the way.

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I only have my red pen on me...but okay, leave a space for the word when you hit it and then I can take over?

[ none of these posters will have the words normally spaced... ]

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[A pony would be utterly ridiculous. And hey, guess what, y'all? They're going back to elementary school today, because they have eight colors to work with. Ochako just... points to them.]

The basic ones, I think? We only have one set, so don't make the words too big. [She says this pointedly—but not unkindly—to Okuyasu.] If I have to ask Momo for more markers, then you have to go fishing.

[Fishbucks...]

[pursestrings]

[leave a space hmm sounds doable]

Hey, you saying I can't write a good word? Just wait and see. [He wiggles a marker- the blue one, of course- at Ochako for emphasis. No fishbucks this time!! Except for when he totally ruins a poster and has to start over.

Now, Dave, my dude,] I'll write "friendship" on a bunch, then you can write "tournament."

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Did we pay Momo in fish...?

[ but he whips out his quill also because he likes His shade of red in specific. ]

I'm down to be the tournament master. Kinda like a Dungeon Master only less nerdy and without dice.

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[She can't do her part until they do theirs, and so Ochako turns back to Nauti Buoy once more. They're going to be best friends by the end of this poster-making session.]

Kind of? The more she eats, the more things she can make, so... I try to bring her as many fish as I can! And she likes them. [So yes, Dave. This is a fish-based economy.] But we won't really need to ask for anything else, because I know you two are going to do a great job! The tournament master and... Okuyasu, what should we call you?

[pursestrings]

[Yeah, fishbucks are real, actually. They're like bitcoin except you can actually do stuff with them, zing!! Anyway.]

Uh... Okuyasu? [does he need a nickname??? He's not good at this kind of thing, especially on short notice--] I guess?

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The friendship maven?

[ but yeah dave will wait for okuyasu to do the FRIENDSHIP part before he tries to fit TOURNAMENT in the space left over. ]

She made his tank, you know?