may catch-all

[parodeity]

WHO: Dave Strider & OTHER PEOPLE
WHERE: many places
WHEN: this is so i don't have to make 20 logs this month so many times
WHAT: shenanigans
WARNINGS: dave swears sometimes as always

specific prompts in the comments! ping me if you would like something and do not have something.

Comments

[pursestrings]

ur some kinda dick whisperer huh
u do u man
tell me who lalonde is when i get there

[In 15ish, as promised, he will amble up to Pajama Teen House, but also shout from definitely a couple yards away from the door:] Hey, Dave!!

[parodeity]

Yo, dude. [ dave is loitering in his front step and is much...quieter... ] What's up?

[pursestrings]

[Okuyasu has never been quiet in his life...]

What do you mean, what's up? You called me out here. [this is in good humor, it's okay,] So how's it hangin'?

[parodeity]

Okay. [ a simple answer...he gestures okuyasu over so he can lead him up to the roof. ] Lalonde is my sister, by the way. Rose Lalonde.

[pursestrings]

[hell yeah, rooftop adventure, let's go.]

Yo, you have a sister? [With a different last name...?? He won't pry, but know that he is tuned in, especially after the conversation they had about shitty brothers.] She cool?

[parodeity]

She's the absolute coolest. A day younger than me [ THAT'S NOT HOW ECTOBIOLOGY WORKS BUT WHATEVER ] and pretty much the smartest girl ever?

[pursestrings]

[that's not how any baby stuff works, he's pretty sure?? but he doesn't know enough about time travel to discount it, considering.]

Yeah? 'Course she's a brainiac... Is she cute?

[okuyasu, no]

[parodeity]

She looks like me but a girl and more purple-coded.

[ BASICALLY...

so if you think girl dave would be cute? ]

[pursestrings]

[Well.......

Probably, yes?? Never mind that. This pause has gone on for too long.]

Like you're twins or something, but not twins?

[parodeity]

Kinda. I wasn't, like, "born"? I was made in a lab. By John, actually.

[ :) homestuck ]

[pursestrings]

[yo, the fuck?]

Dude, what? Does that make him your old man? I thought you had a big bro and shit.

[parodeity]

Technically he also created my bro. And himself. And every other human bein' who survived the apocalypse.

[ homestuck!!!!!!!! ]

[pursestrings]

[YO????]

So he's everybody's old man including himself. This is giving me a headache.

[parodeity]

It gives everyone a headache. Anyway...what to teach you? Breakdancing, rap, the subtle art of meme crafting...

[pursestrings]

Breakdancing on the roof? More like neck breaking.

[ha.... anyway back to living in the 90s without a computer,] What's a meme?

[parodeity]

You have your quill pen on you, right?

[pursestrings]

That stupid thing? Yeah, and the marker.

[He just carries around a discount- very discount- Staples counter in his pockets. He reaches in now to pull out both of them and hold the quill pen out for Dave.]

[parodeity]

Okay, cool. And what's your fave animal? [ this is important ]

[pursestrings]

[dave what]

Uh, I dunno, dogs I guess. So...?

[parodeity]

Okay, so, draw a dog on this. [ he produces paper. ] The weirdest looking dog you can. Then I'll teach you to make it into a memetic masterpiece.

[ no... ]

[pursestrings]

Sure... Don't look 'til I'm done.

[He will even turn his shoulders the other way a little, to hide his canine masterpiece. It's weird looking, but is it weird on purpose...? Who knows.

He holds it up when he's done.] There.

[parodeity]

Perfect. It'd be even better with jpeg artifacts but we're going old school. Now you just like have to put a random but catchy word or phrase under it like....

[ he writes "SNOOP SNOOP" under the dog in red.

what...does this mean. ]

[pursestrings]

[snoop.......snoop

Okuyasu looks at the paper for a long moment before turning his expression of abject confusion toward Dave. What is the secret?! Surely it's cool, because Dave is cool, but is he too dumb for memes...]

I don't get it.

[parodeity]

The truest memes have no meaning, but you give them meaning by pretending they have meaning and just goin', oh, you know...snoop snoop. To anyone who asks.

[ ????????? what is okuyasu learning here. ]

[pursestrings]

[So... he should.... slide into someone's DMs with "snoop snoop" and see what happens. Got it.]

So it's just pretending you know something they don't? I can do that.