Shen Qingqiu will say that he's not so small-hearted as to actually punch someone for making a small joke like that. There are many other reasons to kick this person, actually. Aren't they just rapidly growing!? He pauses in his thoughts before noticing the grave expression that Wei Wuxian gives. It's so surprising that it eases some of the annoyance that he feels.
He swallows back the blood that he nearly spits out. What sort of fuck-or-die situation is this?! This is on par with fucking sex pollen?! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD HIM TO STICK TO ONE GENRE?! Kiss-or-frog?! What sort of fucking! Guess I'll frog -- un-fucking-likely! I ain't going to be so self-sacrificing that I'm going to be a lonely frog on a lonely lilypad! HA-HA, FUCK THAT. FUCK YOU!
A slow blink. And as insane as that is! Is this a common illness!! Do I just go up to any sister and say, 'I am going to turn into a frog if I don't kiss you. Kiss me' WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT! That is the worst of the worst of the WORST pick-up lines!! I don't want my reputation to be put down into the fucking mud over this! So where does that leave me?! Men?! How is that fair! How is any of this fair! What the fuck! I'm a good person! ... well, I mean, I can't quite say that as I kicked my white sheep disciple down ... so maybe... I wouldn't call this fair karma! But as far as punishments, I suppose it's light.
I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS AT ALL! MY HEART IS GOING TO TURN TO STONE! I'LL JUST BE A FROG THEN! I'LL JUST DO IT! THE IMMORTAL CULTIVATOR-FROG, SHEN QINGQIU!! AT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE!!! He stomps his feet in his heart, but he's already relenting as he doesn't want to be a frog, either. ]
Is it contagious? [ He reaches his hand out to attempt to take his fan back. I DON'T NEED A PLAY-BY-PLAY FROM YOU, EITHER!! ]
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Shen Qingqiu will say that he's not so small-hearted as to actually punch someone for making a small joke like that. There are many other reasons to kick this person, actually. Aren't they just rapidly growing!? He pauses in his thoughts before noticing the grave expression that Wei Wuxian gives. It's so surprising that it eases some of the annoyance that he feels.
He swallows back the blood that he nearly spits out. What sort of fuck-or-die situation is this?! This is on par with fucking sex pollen?! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD HIM TO STICK TO ONE GENRE?! Kiss-or-frog?! What sort of fucking! Guess I'll frog -- un-fucking-likely! I ain't going to be so self-sacrificing that I'm going to be a lonely frog on a lonely lilypad! HA-HA, FUCK THAT. FUCK YOU!
A slow blink. And as insane as that is! Is this a common illness!! Do I just go up to any sister and say, 'I am going to turn into a frog if I don't kiss you. Kiss me' WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT! That is the worst of the worst of the WORST pick-up lines!! I don't want my reputation to be put down into the fucking mud over this! So where does that leave me?! Men?! How is that fair! How is any of this fair! What the fuck! I'm a good person! ... well, I mean, I can't quite say that as I kicked my white sheep disciple down ... so maybe... I wouldn't call this fair karma! But as far as punishments, I suppose it's light.
I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS AT ALL! MY HEART IS GOING TO TURN TO STONE! I'LL JUST BE A FROG THEN! I'LL JUST DO IT! THE IMMORTAL CULTIVATOR-FROG, SHEN QINGQIU!! AT YOUR FUCKING SERVICE!!! He stomps his feet in his heart, but he's already relenting as he doesn't want to be a frog, either. ]
Is it contagious? [ He reaches his hand out to attempt to take his fan back. I DON'T NEED A PLAY-BY-PLAY FROM YOU, EITHER!! ]