here it is: my january CATch-all

[purrsuasively]

WHO: Mogget and Y'all!
WHERE: Everywhere...
WHEN: The entire month of January!!
WHAT: Mogget making a fool of himself. Mogget smacking some demons around. Frogget.
WARNINGS: I got nothin'.

Starters will be added below! Hit me up over at tuchanka if you'd like to do something with this cat, or just drop something here and I'll roll with it.

Comments

[allweather]

[No... get out of here, mean cat. This is the worst morning ever. Reim just watches him, wary of being clawed out of pettiness.]

No... [why would-- oh] I always wake this early. To tidy up, and air out the rooms, as I just said...

[purrsuasively]

[...What a fucking nerd. Mogget's tail twitches, but he somehow resists the urge to Roast.]

Every day! My, my. [And UP onto the bed he hops. Comfy...] Well, surely you won't mind a bit of company as you clean? I wouldn't dream of getting in your way.

[allweather]

[The roast is implied! He can sense it!! He still just watches Mogget do this, eyebrows raised.]

What do you call this, then? [like.....] I suppose I won't throw you out, as long as you keep your claws to yourself.

[purrsuasively]

[Mogget calls this BEING A NUISANCE, because he obviously does want to get in this fussy man's way. Duh!! He curls right up in the center of the bed, looking oh-so pleased with himself as he begins fluffing up the blanket. Oh, did you want this perfectly made? Huh...]

And I certainly will... provided, of course, that my gracious host keeps his hands to himself. A fair exchange.

[allweather]

[What the fuck... rude cat...]

Were you put up to this? I was under the impression you and I did not get along, and yet here you are interrupting one of the few moments I have to myself...