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awashlogs2018-10-04 12:46 am
withwisdom) wrote in awashlogs2018-10-04 12:46 am
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WHO: Zelda and you
WHERE: All around!!
WHEN: All October
WHAT: Quest Prompts
WARNINGS: RAMPAGE(??)
I. Local holy woman attacks skeleton with its own arm.
Foul creatures! [ thwack- ] Do you see a blood moon up in the sky, beckoning the darkness of calamity? [ smack- ] No! So begone!
[ BASH--
and away the skeleton shambles, almost certainly going straight toward you in its escape attempts... and it's missing an arm? from just a couple feet away stands 5'5 zelda with that missing skeleton arm in her hand, brandished like a weapon. yes you better believe she's even priming it with some soft hits against the palm of her hand like it's a goddamn club. this is how you do it in hyrule baby. ]
Go on, take it out! Teach it a lesson about encroaching on the safety of the town. Unholy abominations such as these cannot be given leeway.
[ "hey zelda, chill" - no, this happens all the time in hyrule and she hates it. ]
II. Local holy woman rounds up kickball team with a skeleton head.
Think fast.
[ to whoever you may be, she's tossing a ball over to you -- no just kidding, it's the head of a skeleton she whacked off. it's still shaking a little, the last vestiges of its cursed existence still clinging on for dear life! fun! ]
Give it a swift kick to that shambling hoard over there - [ pointing to a few skeletons sadly shambling over ] - I want to conduct a test and take notes. It's for the good of the quest.
[ do it for science. and also because she hates skeletons, but sure the quest. do it.
(also she's still carrying the arm of a skeleton like a weapon, because that's just what you do in hyrule when skeletons act tough and try to jump you.) ]
III. Local scientist harasses red members of town (i.e. reds only for this prompt)
[ are you part of the exclusive red club (of like 33 people)? then congratulations, because during the month you're going to have a very smiley zelda knocking on your door, basket tucked into one of her arms by the elbow. it looks like something is inside? what could it be? well don't worry about that right now because-- ]
Good day! In the spirit of the quest, I am here to request from you a treat. Now if you are not prepared to provide me with something to my liking, I shall have no choice but to impose trickery on you. Please do not take it personally, as it's just in good fun, but I also won't go easy on you just because of my good heart.
[ grins! what now friend? she's pretty picky, what do you have up for the plate? as a note if you prefer to just get tricked right off the bat say so in the subject. ]
[ ooc: no non-quest prompts at the moment but that might change as the month goes on! if you want to do something with zelda outside quests though, she'll be spending a good chunk of her month between the church, tidying up and praying as usual, and outside the forest hunting for bugs and lizards for her elixirs with her bare hands. toss that up into a wildcard toplevel and we can roll with it.
alternatively if you're a yellow who wants to pumpkin carve with her, you can also toss me something that way. really im game for most anything but if you're not sure just PM me. ]
WHERE: All around!!
WHEN: All October
WHAT: Quest Prompts
WARNINGS: RAMPAGE(??)
I. Local holy woman attacks skeleton with its own arm.
Foul creatures! [ thwack- ] Do you see a blood moon up in the sky, beckoning the darkness of calamity? [ smack- ] No! So begone!
[ BASH--
and away the skeleton shambles, almost certainly going straight toward you in its escape attempts... and it's missing an arm? from just a couple feet away stands 5'5 zelda with that missing skeleton arm in her hand, brandished like a weapon. yes you better believe she's even priming it with some soft hits against the palm of her hand like it's a goddamn club. this is how you do it in hyrule baby. ]
Go on, take it out! Teach it a lesson about encroaching on the safety of the town. Unholy abominations such as these cannot be given leeway.
[ "hey zelda, chill" - no, this happens all the time in hyrule and she hates it. ]
II. Local holy woman rounds up kickball team with a skeleton head.
Think fast.
[ to whoever you may be, she's tossing a ball over to you -- no just kidding, it's the head of a skeleton she whacked off. it's still shaking a little, the last vestiges of its cursed existence still clinging on for dear life! fun! ]
Give it a swift kick to that shambling hoard over there - [ pointing to a few skeletons sadly shambling over ] - I want to conduct a test and take notes. It's for the good of the quest.
[ do it for science. and also because she hates skeletons, but sure the quest. do it.
(also she's still carrying the arm of a skeleton like a weapon, because that's just what you do in hyrule when skeletons act tough and try to jump you.) ]
III. Local scientist harasses red members of town (i.e. reds only for this prompt)
[ are you part of the exclusive red club (of like 33 people)? then congratulations, because during the month you're going to have a very smiley zelda knocking on your door, basket tucked into one of her arms by the elbow. it looks like something is inside? what could it be? well don't worry about that right now because-- ]
Good day! In the spirit of the quest, I am here to request from you a treat. Now if you are not prepared to provide me with something to my liking, I shall have no choice but to impose trickery on you. Please do not take it personally, as it's just in good fun, but I also won't go easy on you just because of my good heart.
[ grins! what now friend? she's pretty picky, what do you have up for the plate? as a note if you prefer to just get tricked right off the bat say so in the subject. ]
[ ooc: no non-quest prompts at the moment but that might change as the month goes on! if you want to do something with zelda outside quests though, she'll be spending a good chunk of her month between the church, tidying up and praying as usual, and outside the forest hunting for bugs and lizards for her elixirs with her bare hands. toss that up into a wildcard toplevel and we can roll with it.
alternatively if you're a yellow who wants to pumpkin carve with her, you can also toss me something that way. really im game for most anything but if you're not sure just PM me. ]
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[ and then she stops and just offers up her skeleton arm to him. ]
Go on. Take it, look deep inside for your anger, and give a skeleton a good smacking!
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I don't know if I wanna touch that.
[ he's tempted!! in that "part of you really wanting to touch something gross you KNOW you shouldn't be touching" kind of way, but IT'S STILL... A REAL-LIFE PART OF A SKELETON... a cursed skeleton...
... like the small group over there that are ever-so-slowly continuing their doomed advance towards them...! ]
--But, here comes that chance to let off some steam! [ because it's becoming very obvious that at least one of them (zelda) needs to. ] First one to five wins?
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First to five wins!
[ she repeats with a smile and then dashes off toward the group, bone arm waved in the air like it's going to be braveheart up here in the next few seconds. she has no steam to let off, none. ]
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he feels like he should yell a battle cry or something?? instead he just yells: ]
Incoming!
[ --and runs full-tilt at one of the skeletons on the right-hand side of the group, catching it in the elbow and sending its forearm+hand, still clutching its sword, spinning off towards the ground. ]
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Face my fury! [ a swing to the right- ] Vile creatures of darkness! [ a slash to the left- ] You won't escape!
[ and a smash downward, laughing merrily to herself all the while. it does feel good to let off steam, just go wild with reckless abandon. ]