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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] awashlogs2018-10-03 09:19 pm

OPEN MINGLE

WHO: EVERYONE...
WHERE: the garden area generally!
WHEN: all month but particularly evenings
WHAT: pumpkin carving & trick or treat. also the skeletons are like There i guess
WARNINGS: probably badly carved pumpkins

Welcome to the garden! It looks pretty much as usual, except with more...spooky designs? There are a bunch of pumpkins gathered onto a table Dave dragged in, and he's hung up some truly shitty artwork of ghosts and various Halloween monsters. There's also a vague attempt at some paper chain decorations, which may be improved upon by people more capable of doing that.

He's also supplied carving tools (finally, a fucking use for his Pile Of Knives, thank you harpy quest) and some paint so people can trace out what they want to carve or like...just Go For It. Or paint the pumpkins. The world is your oyster.

It seems like the entire garden area (which takes up maybe two plots of land at this point) has been surrounded with a crude and somewhat shoddy fence, but it seems to be capable of keeping the skeletons out of the garden. It does look like the shambling skeleton horde sort of walked all over the strawberry patch before Dave put up skeleton defenses, though. Bummer.

The trick or treat trail has an actual trail with places for treat givers to hand out treats, with little signs posted in the various areas. There's the Strawberry Kingdom (with sadly trampled strawberries), the Onion Grove, and so on and so forth. People can even pick up really shitty maps for the trick or treat trail, even though you can literally see the entire thing just by glancing. The map sells the experience.

You can:
1) Carve pumpkins! There even seems to be some sort of pumpkin carving contest going on? The prize is a pet rock, though, so like. Maybe don't get too excited.
2) Paint pumpkins, if you're a loser who doesn't want to carve them.
3) Hand out treats!
4) Accept treats!
5) Pull tricks if you are so inclined?
6) Shore up the garden defenses if a shambling skeleton manages to finally knock over some fence. Please protect the plants, we eat those.
7) Just like, gaze at the shambling skeleton army outside the fences. It's a very nice view, maybe.
8) Do whatever you want, basically.
troubadamsel: (Default)

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[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-07 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, those adorable earmuffs are getting a lot of stares.

... she kind of wants it.
]

I, uh, trust all is well with this odd tradition?
eusford: (pic#11278270)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-08 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Give him a week and they'll be hers. ]

Oh... this? [ His hand pulls out a chunk of pumpkin guts, shoving it into her face. ] It's going as good as it gets when you clean out fruit. Did you want to give it a try?
troubadamsel: (Permit Me Darling.)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-08 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[nice nice nice - NOT NICE NOT NICE BACKING UP GODDAMMIT]

Uh... perhaps. It's not really something I've ever tried before...
eusford: (pic#10686769)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-09 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s not too hard. [ To him. ] Just messy.

[ He pauses briefly, hand dipping into the pumpkin as fingers curl into some more of its insides before tugging it out. ]

I can teach you.
troubadamsel: (Permit Me Darling.)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-10 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I... wouldn't want you to waste your time...

[THAT LOOKS ICKY.]
eusford: (pic#10686740)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-10 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Roll up your sleeves and take your gloves off.

[ No isn't an answer... obviously. ]
troubadamsel: (En Garde!)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-10 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The gloves stay on.

[She does not remove them. EVER.]
eusford: (pic#10686745)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-11 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So you don't mind getting them dirtied?

[ He asks as he puts the now fully-gutted pumpkin aside, pushing it along the table and reaching down to grab another. Revealing a provided knife before he begins to cut into the top. ]
troubadamsel: (En Garde!)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-12 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
I can always wash them later. I am not getting pumpkin... GOOP under my nails!
eusford: (pic#11278318)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-14 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. [ He shrugs his shoulders, beckoning over to his side of the table with a single hand. ] Come on, I'll show you how it's done.
troubadamsel: (Default)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-14 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[She'll come over, slowly.]

Have you done this sort of thing a lot in your home realm?
eusford: (pic#11113078)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-18 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. [ Once she's close enough, however, he doesn't think twice as he pushes the pumpkin towards her. ]

It's miserable, where I'm from, and human activities like this aren't commonly celebrated by vampires... the only reason why I'm even familiar is because the person I used to hang out with was the eccentric type.
troubadamsel: (Default)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-18 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Long as he's willing to explain backstory...]

Was your friend a human?
eusford: (Default)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-21 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ only because she's cute ]

Nah, he's a vampire. All the human friends I had spent their time chasing girls or learning how to properly use a sword. Or praying.
troubadamsel: (Stay Focused.)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-21 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[All right, that makes her chuckle a little.]

That does sound like a good chunk of the Shepherds...
eusford: (pic#10686747)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-23 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ He gives her a quizzical look, tilting his head to one side. ]

Shepherds?
troubadamsel: (Default)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-23 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the royal army of my homeland, Ylisse.
eusford: (pic#11649699)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-24 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Crowley goes ahead and grabs another pumpkin to empty for himself. ]

Ah? And you were part of that? [ He looks skeptical. ]
troubadamsel: (Default)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-24 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed I am, and have been for several years. I am a healer, and I can also wield offensive elemental magic.

[so suck it.]
eusford: (Default)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-10-25 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I think that I read something about that on the forums... I just didn't bother with stepping into the conversation.

[ As per usual.

But he takes the top of his pumpkin off, pointing a finger at the pulp hanging down. ]
Take this off first and throw it into a bowl, we can save the seeds and roast them for later.
troubadamsel: (Permit Me Darling.)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-10-25 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, of course.

[She suddenly remembers what they were doing in the first place. She takes a breath, and then reaches in to grab the goop, yanking it out with one hard YOINK-]
eusford: (pic#11560444)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-11-03 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Crowley watches her with a careful eye; curious and intrigued. ]

Great job! [ He even offers her a (lonesome) round of applause. He's genuinely proud of her!! Listen... ] I really wasn't expecting you to actually go through with it.
troubadamsel: (Default)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-11-03 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Disgusting as it may be, I'm hardly in any position to let my discomfort get in the way.

[Besides, she's seen worse, being a healer and all.]
eusford: (pic#11714573)

[personal profile] eusford 2018-11-07 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well you're going to have to keep going until it's all gone. That's the only way any of the kids can properly carve it.
troubadamsel: (Default)

[personal profile] troubadamsel 2018-11-07 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'd better not delay it any further.

[After a roll of her shoulders, she resumes the yanking!]