eusford: (pic#11649693)
crowley "begone thotticus" eusford ([personal profile] eusford) wrote in [community profile] awashlogs2018-09-14 12:53 pm

vampires are allergic to bees

WHO: crowley eusford and everyone under 6'3"
WHERE: all over the place
WHEN: throughout the month of september!
WHAT: quests! things! crowley being awful!!
WARNINGS: crowley is probably gonna drink someone's blood


starters are going into toplevels! if there's anything you'd like to thread out with crowley in terms of quests or just... whatever... let me know homies we are mad trigger crew.
osteotome: (columbine)

[personal profile] osteotome 2018-09-16 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ The worst part about being a sword is that they're straightforward as people? How do ulterior motives. There's also that curiosity Honebami shares with Crowley about the other. He comes off as silly but not in an off-putting way? Honestly that may be an open mind and high bs-tolerance. Hooray for the convenience of being blue to do a combat mission because he's comfortable with. ]

It would be a first for me to fight them too. But, I do know they're irritating.

[ He sighs. ]

It seems like they can use magic and care more about their own amusement.
osteotome: (phlox)

[personal profile] osteotome 2018-09-24 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I can imagine they'd be a pain.

[ They're out a bit of the ways into the forest at least. Seeing as it was Honebami who was dragged here, hm. He's all for working hard, and he's sure Crowley would get rid of things being a direct pain... but that tone has him nod because why not, but also look right at Mister Vampire. Sir, he wants to ask: ]

...How old are you?
swordfucker: (126)

[personal profile] swordfucker 2018-09-17 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[This time, they're meeting... in Guren's room! He's got a lot of junk in here, like a bookshelf of various goodies, his closed laptop, the bed where Yuu's been sleeping and his own pile of blankets on the floor. But, more importantly, he can bring things from the apothecary without actually going near the apothecary that he's sure Crowley would have no trouble seeing past the illusion of.

Still.]


Why do you have to show up in the window? [There's a front door? But actually, it's better this way. No one else in the house has to know. He's busy filling a syringe with something when Crowley appears, and he flicks at it now, turning to glance at him.]

I've got a couple things to go over. You saw Yuu's here, right?
swordfucker: (147)

[personal profile] swordfucker 2018-09-23 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[He could waste time laughing at what Yuu did, saying Crowley deserves it or teasing him otherwise, or even commenting on the shady guy stuff— but he doesn't bother. He's always in a rush, and today is no different. He wiggles the syringe.]

First, let me inject this into you. There's a monster in the forest that's stronger than everyone in this town combined, and you're one of the closest things to that level of monster. So, I want to see if this venom works and can paralyze you.

[At least he's honest.]
swordfucker: (53)

[personal profile] swordfucker 2018-09-24 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be such a baby. I gathered this myself, so I already got a taste of it. You should be past the point of trust issues. I let you drink from my throat every three days.

[What's!! The problem!!] Besides, I've got something more important to ask of you. If you're going to give me trouble about this, I'll just ask that first.
swordfucker: (227)

[personal profile] swordfucker 2018-09-27 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine like this.

[He injects the syringe just like that, a simple movement, draining the venom into Crowley. It's literally just a bunch of the mutated bee venom specifically with the paralysis effect. Guren isn't sure if it will work, or if it will, how far it will spread, but he's watching for that now.

Meanwhile...]


There's a kid here who's been helping me replicate the drug I use to help control my demon. He was able to do it just in time, but he won't share the formula with me. He's holding it over my head.

That means that at any point, he could decide to hold it back. I'm giving priority to Yuu getting that drug, so if I go crazy, I want you to kill me.
swordfucker: (239)

[personal profile] swordfucker 2018-10-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
If I go crazy, I want you to kill me. I don't need anything else.

[Just a simple promise!! He drops the empty syringe on his desk, and then just full on grabs at Crowley's arm, like that's going to tell him if the venom is working.]

And can you move your arm or not? The rest of you? Remember, you're the one who wanted to multitask.
osuni: (NOOO WAAAAAY)

it's just beesiness with okuni

[personal profile] osuni 2018-09-15 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Okuni is really into this bee quest despite getting such little return, but hey, it's fun to see how many different kinds of mutant bees there are in Chroma. Were there always this many? did the town give birth to all these monstrosities just to mess around with everyone? Okuni's going to discover ALL OF THEM

but first, she needs someone to drag along with her...]


Hey, gramps! You're just lazing about as usual, right? Do the bee quest with me.
osuni: (penny for your thoughts)

[personal profile] osuni 2018-09-22 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Okuni's expression remains undeterred by such (REASONABLE!!) grumpiness. BEES, CROWLEY!!]

I am being kind! I'm doing you a favor by giving you something to do.

[she looks... up... at him because he's still ABSURDLY TALL with expectant eyes...]

Some of the mutant bees are super dangerous or super big, or both. Doesn't that sound interesting?
osuni: (wazzup my gurl)

[personal profile] osuni 2018-09-29 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP Okuni doesn't know how soft of a vampire bean Crowley really is, so she has no reason to not believe him.]

I'm good at taking care of myself, so you don't have to worry.

[That won't stop her from making needling comments like these... But she's happy! And she immediately makes a bee line (HAHAHA) straight towards the forest.]

You can get the honey and I'll take care of the bees! It'll be like I'm protecting you, instead of the other way around.
osuni: (g r o s s)

[personal profile] osuni 2018-10-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[She cuts him a glare at that first part??? why is he repeating what she said as if he doesn't believe her....]

Luckily for you, I don't have to be absurdly big or loud to attract attention. [She has... other stupider ways, probably. but for now, she'll lead on despite her short stature straight towards the nearest hive they hear.

the buzzing... is loud.

and the hive as it comes into view is like... the size of a regular house in Ruga??? wow]


. . .I feel like this is your fault somehow. [okuni knows she said she'd liek to find super big bees but she was thinking of like bees the size of small dogs, not... the size of whoever LIVES IN THAT HIVE]
osuni: (how the turn tables)

[personal profile] osuni 2018-10-06 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Dress up?? Do the hula??? Are these magical vampire words... but Crowley cuts her off before she can ask, so she shelves that question away for later.

Instead, she looks like she's in the middle of reevaluating all her usual attack plans because thiS HIVE IS STUPIDLY BIG (it's still crowley's fault, she bets the forest spat this hive out bc of HIM).]


I'll cause a disturbance with this first, [she slides her trusty home-made slingshot out of her sleeve] then I'll distract whatever comes out, I guess. There can't be that many bees in there, especially if they're as big as I think they're going to be.

[the hive is big, but possibly only big enough for four human-sized bees... like a bee fam...]

And then you can start doing your part while I'm running around.

[how bad is this plan on a scale of 1 to 10]