Event Ten.

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Little Willie, mean as hell, Pushed his sister in a well. Mother said, while drawing water, "My, it's hard to raise a daughter."

t's pretty dark and miserable down in the well. The cavernous area feels much larger than a well should be, bodies milling about in the darkness and knee deep, frigid water. So you're here -- and you're not alone, and the only way out appears to be the thin circle of sunlight from above, the opening of the well. (And elsewhere, in the Town, everyone's waking up to gifts of various usefulness, but hopefully they remember to check the well today even so!) What now? Welcome to Awash's tenth event log, and the intro log for this month, everyone! All new characters have found themselves waking in the well in the middle of the Town. Hopefully they can get a hand out! For more information, please go here! Meanwhile, the current characters have some new gifts. If there are any questions, please ask them here, and have fun! Thank you!

Comments

[rerevale]

[ ok but the better question here is: ]

Does.

Everyone come here through the well?!

[ ???? wtf ]

[parodeity]

Yeah, pretty much. Which like is why it's maybe a hysterically huge oversight we keep not installing a ladder or like...a towel shack.

[rerevale]

I guess it's almost like a rite of passage by now...? [ Dry laughter... ] But, yeah, maybe we should do something about that! My poor glass heart was about to shatter down there, you know!

It'd be hard to build a ladder high enough to get out of there, though... A super cool ninja had to help me out, this time.

[parodeity]

We have a ninja now??? [ DAVE...WHY DO YOU SOUND SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS, YOU DUMBASS ]

[rerevale]

[ I mean.... NINJAS....!!! ]

I think so? He ran up walls and everything...! It was super dreamy!!

[parodeity]

Dude, I am so jealous of you right now. I just got out by flyin', that's nowhere NEAR as cool as a ninja assist.

[ boys........... ]

[rerevale]

[ Dave what the heck ]

?! What do you mean, that's nowhere near as cool?! [ what about the normies that CAN'T fly, huh!! ] That's still superhero-levels of cool!?

[parodeity]

I mean, it's not ninja level shit? [ dave u can literally flashstep and use a sword YOU ARE A FUCKING NINJA MORE OR LESS ] Can he do ninjutsu? Tell me he can do ninjutsu.

[rerevale]

[ DAVE YOU'RE A NINJA!!!!! YOU'RE A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!! ]

Ah, like walking through shadows or breathing fire...?! I bet he could, he seemed like that kind of guy...!

[ RIP sasuke uchiha and his ninja fanboy squad ]

But you can fly! Come on, you have to admit that that's cool!!

[parodeity]

I mean, yeah, that's cool, and the time stuff. But breathing fire and shadow walking is cooler.

[ dave is a 16yo boy let him live ]