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[ Welcome to Chroma. It's a goddamn shitshow and things have been, in a word, stressful. In multiple words, really fucking stressful. And with this town full of majority children, too. Children who still deserved to act like kids. Who deserved to have a bit of immature fun, because what's the point of just surviving? Life wasn't worth it in a certain stupid lion's eyes if you couldn't smile and have fun.

And so, an idea hatche. It would start with just the intent on bringing Ochako with him to cover the town with the atrocious looking toilet paper they had lying around in both empty homes and the general store. (Seriously, this stuff looks like sandpaper so who's really gonna miss it?) ]

I. Join them!

[ Think it looks like fun? Or maybe you just want to wreak havoc because it's in your nature to do so? Maybe you just want to find out for yourself how this could possibly be a good time?

Regardless, all that needs to be done is asking Caramia for a roll and he'll gladly spare. Or you can just take one from him, Ochako, or any of the other huge dorks that decide to get in on this! ]

II. Reprimand them?

[ You might be a huge stick in the mud thinking to yourself "This is a huge waste of time and resources and how dare people try to have fun and enjoy themselves because that is abysmal and I am an asshole". In which case, feel free to try to tell off the children running around and tossing toiletries. Or the adults? Tell Caramia off for orchestrating this?

Whatever the case, you're more than likely going to be pelted with toilet paper rolls, so you can try. ]

III. Clean-Up Crew.

[ What, did you think that they were just going to cover the town and just leave it like that? Hell no. They'll have to throw out all this paper, but honestly, it won't be missed. There may be a few stragglers, or the clowning few who decide to make mummies with the toilet paper, but overall this is the Good Samaritan thing to do...

Or something like that. ]

IV. Etc.

[ Or whatever else you can think of, go wild, have fun, etc... ]

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A. On a... "Roll"

[ This might have possibly been one of, if not, the most immature thing he's ever done. But you know what? And yet, he is absolutely going to indulge himself because, damn it, why not? They've been through enough shit from this town, and this kind of felt like payback in a way.

That said, he was mostly just supervising everything. So, if there's anyone else coming around to see what the hell was going on, Caramia's absolutely going to shove a roll into their arms with a childish smile. ]

B. Fun Police

[ Though, as soon as there's someone who doesn't seem all that keen on joining in some very childish, wasteful fun, Caramia's going to, instead of handing them a roll, just chuck it at their head instead. He'll apologize after he's done laughing, probably? ]

C. WildcardOr hmu with something else if you have an idea? Go wild, friends, this is just supposed to be a bunch of nerds having stupid fun.

[Maribelle had indeed been ranting and raving, and moving to try and remove some of the toilet paper, when THUD. Well, a soft thud.

She whips around, furious.]

WHO THREW THAT?!

[ Ah. He should probably pay attention to who he's throwing things at. Still! Maribelle is quite cute when she got upset at the smallest things? In her own sort of way. ]

Ciao, signorina. Surely you didn't think we take prisoners on the battlefield? [ He chuckles. He's probably going to be on her shitlist after this, but?? He wants Maribelle to cut loose and have a little fun, too! ]

[Shitlist and toilet paper. do you have no shame.]

Battlefield?! You're wasting valuable resources, and you almost got it in my hair!

[ The roll hits the back of Ryo's head and he quickly turns around, leveling Caramia a frigid glare. ]

Aren't you too old to be engaging in these childish antics?

I'm to old to be alive, really. But here I am, living a little.

[ He almost goes to say "You should try it sometime!", but he's not too sure how that would go down with Ryo. "Not well" is a safe bet. ]

Try acting like an adult, Caramia. [ He lets out an annoyed sigh, one hand coming up to pinch his nose in exasperation. ]

Also, if I find that my house has been covered in toilet paper, I expect you to clean it up.

[Mahmut was staring because he...has no idea what is going on here. When he finds a roll shoved into his arm he's surprised enough that he takes a step back which upsets Iskender who was perched on his shoulder.

(But then, Iskender has been watching Caramia warily, one apex predator recognizing another, perhaps?)

He blinks.]

What is the purpose of this?

[ Not to worry, Iskender. Even when Caramia was a lion, he was much too cowardly to hunt anything much bigger than rabbits. Of course, not as if the bird knew that much. Caramia shoots Mahmut a big, fanged grin regardless. ]

In general, or why I'm giving it to you?

[ What a shitter. ]

[Have the flattest look this child can give you, Caramia. Please, as if he hasn't learned what toilet paper is for in all this time!]

Why you are giving it to me.

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