Event Seven.

[awashmods]

The lives of men, the lives of men With every sheaf are bound! We are the blessing which annuls The curse upon the ground! And he who reaps the Golden Grain The Golden Love hath found.

he setting is actually rather miraculous. In the center of the Town, not far from the well, there are tables set up, complete with bright orange tableclothes, and at the tables, there is a spot for each and every character, both new and old. They have a fancy placeholder with their names written at their spot, and at each spot is a meal they've been craving since they arrived. It's colorful, and delicious, and can be as fancy and spectacular as they desire. Of course, as nice as that is... maybe they should go save the people in the well first? There's definitely some yelling going on down there. Seems like there are some new friends, and the Town's welcoming everyone in style this time! Enjoy the feast; you made it through the Town's tests and are still here! Welcome to Awash's seventh event log/first intro log hybrid, everyone! If there are any questions, please ask them here, and don't forget to welcome all of the new players here! Thank you!

Comments

[parodeity]

the well;

[ sure. dave can manage to ignore his food long enough to go peer inside the well. he's actually in black skinny jeans and his record tee instead of his dumb godtier pajamas, so that's new. he looks kind of curious and not too worried, though. ]

Yo, want a lift? I don't give out frequent flyer miles but I can tell you a shitty joke to entertain you for the whole one minute this'll take.

[ to anyone new who sees him, this will be explained by him just hopping the edge of the well and letting himself fall, stopping to hover-fly about five feet up off the water. ]

a feast

[ ...this is like, the shittiest teenage feast ever. like, there's literal hot steaming cheese pizza, a bag of doritos, and like a full thing of apple juice? there's fruit rollups as an appetizer. apparently what dave wanted was a bunch of stereotypical teenaged junk food, most of it prepackaged.

there's even hotpockets.

he'll offer up a fruit rollup or whatever to anyone who approaches. ]

I'm pretty sure absolutely none of this is on the actual food pyramid. Except maybe the cheese on the pizza? Where do you think doritoes nacho cheese falls into the equation? Don't say "nowhere, you shouldn't be eating it", what is even the point of being sixteen years old if I don't stuff myself full of basically everything I should not.

bendy straws

[ the aj has a fantastic red bendy straw. dave looks low-key delighted by this and spends like five minutes playing with it, because he's dumb. ]

wildcard

[ feel free to do your own prompt or pm me for a special-for-you prompt or plotting! ]

feast

[whichcraft]

[TRULY THIS IS A FEAST INDEED. Enough so that it seems to have caught Summer "Sabrina's" attention.]

...I will give you a whole pony if you share those Doritos.

[parodeity]

I would accept immediately but so far my pony track record includes murdering one with my ass? I guess?

[ homestuck ]

...I mean, I kind of will accept anyway, PETA ain't here?

[ he offers the bag towards her ]

[whichcraft]

...Is that like ass-posterior or like ass-donkey, because I'm actually not sure which one is less likely than the other.

[SCORE. DORITOS. GOD BLESS US EVERY ONE.]

[parodeity]

Ass-posterior - oh! Oh. Can you make a skateboard? Or enchant some wood to work like one?

[ why would you unleash that on the world, summer, ]

[whichcraft]

...Enchant it to what, have wheels? Or do you want it to float? Is this some kind of Marty McFly hoverboard aspiration here, or what?

[WHY WOULD SHE INDEED]

[parodeity]

...Is a Marty McFly hoverboard doable??

[ dave, you can already fucking fly ]