may catch-all [OPEN]

[bufudyne]

WHO: Yusuke and YOU
WHERE: Assorted
WHEN: it's gonna be May
WHAT: Also assorted, the name of the game is assorted
WARNINGS: i mean that's all up to you amirite

May 10: in which Yusuke has a lobster and stuff [OPEN]
May 10: wise life decisions (with Minato)
May 11: the sneakening (with Keith)
May 13: wishes for birds (with Dave)
May 14: persona tea parties (with Nanjo)
May 15: INTRO: poodle-senpai (with Haru)
May 31: EVENT THREAD: nsync guitar riffs (with Maya)
May 31: EVENT THREAD: eat your greens or literally anything, kids (with Keith)

also pls don't hesitate to hit me up wherever for threads! as i churn out some other open starters

Comments

[bufudyne]

Yes, it will be good enough.

[...! Wait, something just occurred to him.] Da Vinci! I will need to get some food for him, I imagine that he is furious.

[scooptimistic]

Da...? The artist?

[bufudyne]

My pet lobster. [Said with such solemnity.] I hope that he is all right...

[scooptimistic]

... If he's not, he's probably edible, right?

[bufudyne]

[GIVES HER A SCANDALISED LOOK]

[scooptimistic]

I mean, only if he's dead! Waste not, want not!

[bufudyne]

[STILL SCANDALISED]

I would give him a proper funeral...

[scooptimistic]

Let's worry about that for later, okay? I'm sure he's fine!

[ but lobster sounds so delicious... ]

[bufudyne]

...Yes. He is very hardy. I'm certain you're right.

[scooptimistic]

That's right! I can't wait to meet him, alive and well!

[bufudyne]

...Would you like to come in for a few minutes?

[They are nearing his house. And he'll trust you not to go full ravenous beast and eat his son, Maya.]

[scooptimistic]

Yes! Thanks for having me, Yusuke-kun!

[bufudyne]

It is the least I can do.

[SINCE YOU HELPED HIM MAYA... You did him a solid. He moves to open the door like a gentleman.]

[scooptimistic]

[ He's so pure. And Maya will give him a nod of thanks as she steps in.

LOBSTER?? ]

[bufudyne]

[LOBSTER IS NOT IMMEDIATELY VISIBLE.

However, if she follows along Yusuke hustles inside after stepping out of his shoes, leading the way to another room... where there's a huge tank. And a big ass blue lobster inside. There's his baby.

It turns a little when it notices movement. STILL ALIVE. Yusuke sighs in relief.]

[scooptimistic]

Oh! Whoa, he's a big boy!

[ DANG. ]

[bufudyne]

He is. Beautiful, is he not?

[DOTING.] Wait here, Amano-san, I shall be right back.

[Hang out with the now-shuffling lobster, who seems to know he's about to get some grub.]

[scooptimistic]

I bet you would have been delicious...

[ wistfully. ]

[bufudyne]

[Maya pls. ]

Here we are. [Yusuke returns with some weird looking fish he probably caught and dried out, opening the tank cover to deliver to Da Vinci’s grasping claws. Fun fact: the lobster eats like a monster. ]

[scooptimistic]

... Ah.

[ well, that's delightful. ]

Did you eat anything else, Yusuke-kun?

[bufudyne]

Not yet.

[GAZES LOVINGLY AT THE LOBSTER]

I shall now that Da Vinci has been fed.

[scooptimistic]

No one can say you're not a devoted owner...

[bufudyne]

It is my first time having a pet, but... I quite enjoy it.

...Though knowledge on how to take care of a lobster is not easy to come by.

[scooptimistic]

Yeah, I noticed the books aren't that helpful for anything besides fairy tales.

[ Hmm. ]

But he seems like he's happy!

[bufudyne]

Yes. I'll have to clear out his tank and everything but...

[Ugh. Suddenly, light-headed.] Perhaps tomorrow.