awashlogs | May Catch-All for Kyrie

WHO: Kyrie and whatever unfortunate souls he ends up dragging with him, generally
WHERE: The town? The forest? We just don't know.
WHEN: All of May
WHAT: Quests! And whatever else ends up here after that
WARNINGS: Violence probably? A seductive spider lady eventually. Discussions about dead things and turning those dead things into charming decor. Also some angry birds, and the obligatory mean scarecrow.

{ If you're interested in plotting something, be it a quest or otherwise, hmu at

Lacilia and we can figure something out! }

Dextera | Only Dex would want to hold hands with a spider.
Yuuya & Shiho | The scarecrow, the pigeon, and the esper go to corral some geese! What could possibly go wrong?
Henry | This boy doesn't need to learn taxidermy, and yet here we are.
Estelle | At least plant identification is a legitimately useful skill.
Ochako | She gets to learn some Italian compliments... that only work on opposite day. Nifty!
Vriska | Gambling buddies. That's it, just... Gambling buddies.

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[ a wish to fulfill - the one thing zelda has wanted since she arrived was to learn archery. she had been gifted the bow of light, but has no skill in how to properly use it. and without her trusted knight, there is no one she can count on to protect her. if the princess of the zoras could wield a spear, and the chief of the gerudos a sword, why can't the princess of hyrule learn to use a bow?

though her and kyrie had not met before, she solicited help and he obliged her. now they meet together at the edge of where the forest begins, an easy location and a simple space away from populated areas. she walks with her slate holstered to her belt, and the bow held firmly in both hands, nervous but ready. ]

The hows and the whys aren't quite so important at this point. What's important is that Zelda apparently hasn't heard about Kyrie's... questionable teaching methods, or questionable personality, or... really just Kyrie in general. Isn't that nice? It's like having a perfectly clean slate!

...Or something. It's not like it'll last terribly long.

But hey, at least he doesn't plan to be too difficult this go around. He even shows up fairly on time, greeting her with a light tip of his hat.

"Shall we skip on pleasantries and get right down to it, then?"

[ skip pleasantries? absolutely -- not. ]

We can go ahead, but I would like to introduce myself: I am Zelda. [ she brings her hands down together and bows her head. ] It is a pleasure to meet you. I will endeavor to be a good student to your teachings.

May Catch-All for Kyrie

quest!!

I have no excuse for taking this long I'm sorry!!

no prob!