May Catch-All for Kyrie

[crowsigliere]

WHO: Kyrie and whatever unfortunate souls he ends up dragging with him, generally
WHERE: The town? The forest? We just don't know.
WHEN: All of May
WHAT: Quests! And whatever else ends up here after that
WARNINGS: Violence probably? A seductive spider lady eventually. Discussions about dead things and turning those dead things into charming decor. Also some angry birds, and the obligatory mean scarecrow.

{ If you're interested in plotting something, be it a quest or otherwise, hmu at Lacilia and we can figure something out! }

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• Dextera | Only Dex would want to hold hands with a spider.
• Yuuya & Shiho | The scarecrow, the pigeon, and the esper go to corral some geese! What could possibly go wrong?
• Henry | This boy doesn't need to learn taxidermy, and yet here we are.
• Estelle | At least plant identification is a legitimately useful skill.
• Ochako | She gets to learn some Italian compliments... that only work on opposite day. Nifty!
• Vriska | Gambling buddies. That's it, just... Gambling buddies.

Comments

[salutations]

[They couldn't afford to bring in the metaphorical big guns but as Yuuya exits the house there is a... literal big gun.]

[Yuuya kept a degree of secrecy about his own personal quarters and apparently it was because he needed some space to store what appears to be a large-pigeon-sized rifle. And he looks comfortable with it, too, like this isn't in the slightest bit unusual for him to do.]

Salutations! All ready on this front. [Is this a terrible idea? Probably. Still, the resulting rewards of the quests have been good enough to justify the means used to complete them. And, at a certain point, they entered some sort of three-way codependency where none of them trusted the other two to be able to do it alone.]

I didn't peek in on Shiho, since I value my feathers, but she should be out soon, I assume.

[good_ideas]

[Shiho liked that term "three-way codependency" much better than "worry". Geese did not sound safe, and despite Yuuya being a bird and Kyrie being sarcastic, it didn't seem right to leave it just to the two of them.

So here she is, gun tucked into her pocket and prepared (as always) to set a forest or a gaggle of geese on fire.]

What do you mean because you value your feathers? [Probably exactly that. Shiho hates being woken up before she's ready to be awake, but admitting that will never happen.]

[crowsigliere]

Alright, so yellow does have some big guns. But it's just a singular gun, and it's with Yuuya. Good to know.

Kyrie doesn't seem bothered by it, because rooming with a giant pigeon for so long has sort of implemented the 'yeah, of course' response in regards to most things related to said giant pigeon. If anything, it comes as a vague relief--his own pistol is out of bullets thanks to a certain hunt for a certain idiot's pendant, and while he might not trust Yuuya to be anything of a decent shot, he can at least trust that he'll have the opportunity to take the gun from him in a pinch. How hard can it be to wrestle a rifle from a bird?

"It means he's considered peeping on you, Miss Shiho. Perhaps we should leave him out in the forest, lest we continue to share our home with an admitted pervert." Surely the fact he didn't peek would prove that he wasn't a pervert? But hey, nevermind logic here. It's probably fine.

And speaking of probably fine, it's also probably fine that Kyrie decides to lead their walk towards the forest, without so much as a gesture for the others to follow. They'll get the hint.