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π₯𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐒𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 ([personal profile] oomfies) wrote in [community profile] awashlogs2019-04-05 03:08 pm
Entry tags:

april catch-all

WHO: lottie and friends!!
WHERE: flavo, gem haus, everywhere
WHEN: during april!!
WHAT: quests, drama, anything &everything
WARNINGS: N/A!

if you want a specific starter just hmu over at [plurk.com profile] enoshima!
usedlick: (where the days are longer)

I FEEL REALLY BAD I totally missed that these were here I'm sorry (_)_

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-15 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm always thinking about stuff. At least, I'm always processing things.

[Is that a joke? It might be a little bit of robot humor. He looks down at Lottie from where he's been sitting straight on her rug, legs crossed, mostly staring around at nothing until she says something to him.]

What stuff are you thinking about?
usedlick: (ventura highway)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-19 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[That's true - he's been assigned to a different house. The idea of re-assigning himself has never occurred to him as a thing he can do, so he still considers that his house, even if he only goes back for regular sleep mode sessions and to check the network.

It feels... not right, that Lottie is alone here. Hmm.]


Can you go do things with Cairngorm? [Whether Connor knows about his relationship with Lupin or not, he doesn't grasp the social awkwardness of third wheeling anyway. He's just thinking about the situation logically.] Sounds like the way to remedy this is to not be alone in the house. If you're unhappy, I mean.
usedlick: (ventura highway)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-22 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
A problem?

[That's interesting, enough that he'll set aside the other bit about Cairngorm for now. If it's a human problem, he's not sure how much help he can be, but if it's a different kind of problem, maybe he can do something about it?]

Maybe it would help if you tell me about it.

[He is easily sworn to secrecy after all.]
usedlick: (this town don't look good in snow)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-23 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. So it's one of those problems.

Connor knows immediately he's out of his depth here. The only real exposure he's ever had to romantic relationships is Hank's occasional grousing about his ex-wife and that one deviant couple he let run (a mistake, nothing more). But his software has been equipped to examine emotional actions and their consequences, so maybe he can work through this if he thinks carefully.

His LED pulses yellow while he gives it some thought. (He's also curious about what it means to kiss for survival - rescue breaths, perhaps?)

(Yeah, he's not putting two and two together.)]


...There are a lot of reasons he might not have shown interest. He could be shy, or they could be sexually incompatible. Or he's simply uninterested.

Can't your friend ask? [That seems like the obvious solution but also, going from what he's seen, the ones humans like the least.]
usedlick: (you're gonna go i know)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-25 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Apparently he said something... wrong?

Connor searches back over what he said, literally replaying the audio in his head. But nothing seems off about it - he merely presented perfectly rational options for why one person might not be interested in another person.

And yet, Lottie seems agitated with him. But why? He can't quite piece it together.

He needs more information.]


It's only a suggestion. But sometimes it works out that way, doesn't it? People have preferences about... who they want to date.

[Not that he would know, but he's trying here!]
usedlick: (you're gonna go i know)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-27 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear, that's only made it worse. Connor's brain buzzes as he tries to work out a solution to the question, but all his systems are concluding that Lottie is acting irrationally. But is she being irrational? She seems legitimately upset, he just doesn't know why.

The LED on his temple turns red.]


If their chemistry was that good, wouldn't they be doing something already? [Isn't that how it works? Don't people just... do things, when they both want to?]

Maybe I don't understand the parameters of the question. I'm not really designed for these sorts of things.

[This is his desperate attempt at trying to calm this situation.]
usedlick: (you're gonna go i know)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-30 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
No, of course not!

[He doesn't know how he could find any of this funny, and he would never want to upset her on purpose. Lottie seems hurt now, perhaps even close to tears, and he has no idea how to right this situation.

Until he starts to think about her words more clearly, and a realization slow starts to dawn on him. She's asking him, and getting so upset that he won't answer more definitively...]


Are you...

[Could it be that Lottie is really asking him...]

telling me one of your friends is interested... in me?
usedlick: (you don't care I know)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-05-05 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[That gives Connor even more pause, because... he isn't sure. There's Cairngorm, but he's pretty certain Cairngorm has no interest in him, and beyond that and her friends back home...]

But... you said, your friend...

[The pieces of the puzzle are finally snapping together.]

You... meant yourself...?

[Wait. But... but wouldn't that mean that Lottie is expecting something... out of him!?

Connor's LED does back down to yellow, but he's still staring at her with a wide-eyed look.]


But you... And I'm... I'm an android, I can't...

[Who knew a machine could be left speechless?]
usedlick: (you don't care I know)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-05-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Connor stares after her sudden departure, stunned. For a moment he doesn't move at all, his LED pulsing quickly, yellow, as he churns over the information he has now.

So Lottie is interested in him, in a romantic or sexual way. But he's just a detective android - he isn't built for this sort of thing. And more than that, he isn't human; wouldn't Lottie rather have someone who had feelings and thoughts of their own to be with?

But... she's interested in him, instead. And now she's upset, and running away.

Suddenly, he remembers the movie they watched together not that long ago - The Proposal. Andrew had thought it was odd that Margaret wanted to be with him, too. And when she ran... he chased her.

That's what he should do, too. At the very least to explain himself better.

He pauses to deposit the toast she had dropped back onto its plate, then heads down the hall to her room, knocking politely, but loud enough to be heard.]


Miss Person?
usedlick: (seasons crying no despair)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-05-17 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Leaving the lights off is pretty useless since Connor will be able to see in the dark anyway, but... if she doesn't want him to look, then he can comply with that.

So he opens the door, leaving the lights off and also switching off his night vision. Now the room is just as dark for him as it would be for a normal human - he can't see her well, under the covers.]


Alright. Lights stay off.

[He comes the rest of the way in, letting the door swing back behind him, not all the way shut but not exposed to the rest of the house.]

Miss Person... I'm sorry I upset you. It wasn't my intention. I was just surprised, that's all.
usedlick: (seasons crying no despair)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-05-24 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He's surprised that's what she comes back with - it doesn't really follow what he said.

But at least it's a question with a simple answer.]


Because you didn't tell me to.

[Because he's an android, and he's programmed to be polite, not personable, and he's supposed to address humans as they say to. Because he still doesn't really understand the many unwritten rules of familiarity between people.

Because he's more than a little bit clueless.]


It's what I'm supposed to do.
usedlick: (seasons crying no despair)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-06-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I...

[He's an android. He can't have wants. Right? He's not supposed to have wants... He wasn't made to have wants.

But...

But he can't really deny, even if he wants to, that he likes being around Lottie. Likes it, even though it doesn't make any sense, because how can he like anything if he's just a machine?

Is this how the other androids felt... when they finally went deviant? Wanting something, even though they shouldn't?]


I... I think, I want to be around you. Even though I shouldn't want anything. I don't... really understand, but I like being around you more than I like... not being around you. No, it's that... I don't like that.

[A pause, and Connor's light flashes yellow, then red, then back to blue.]

More than that... I don't want you to be upset. I don't want to be the reason you're upset.
organfarm: (✚ 014)

[personal profile] organfarm 2019-04-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least she gets a prompt response. The knock at the door is answered by a muffled, 'just a minute!' that's clearly been shouted from across the room. It's followed shortly by hurried footsteps, and Jion opens the door, looking a little disoriented. ]

Oh, hey Lottie!

[ Jion usually looks plain at best, but he looks a little more disheveled than usual, his shirt rumpled and hair messy, like he just threw it on. Still, he gives her a friendly grin. ]

What's up? You wanna come in?

[ Truth be told, he was just about to ... do something. But he figures it can wait. It's not every day that Lottie shows up at his place, after all, so maybe something happened? He swings the door open wide in case she wants to come in. ]
organfarm: (✚ 015)

[personal profile] organfarm 2019-04-08 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ To be honest, he doesn't really have guests often, either. Jion's much more liable to drop in on other people, and back home, he'd never really had a place for other people to visit. So while he let Lottie in without thinking about it much, now that she's actually inside, he low-key panics a little. ]

Um, sorry, it's not that much to look at. I woulda made it a bit nicer if I knew you were dropping by, um -- here, you wanna sit there?

[ There's some furniture, at least, even if it's kind of old and shoddy-looking. And modest decorations -- his old roommates had put up most of those, and he hadn't had the heart to take them down. ]

Oh and uh, let me get you something to drink. Hold on, okay? Sorry, I'm not really used to having guests, but I don't wanna be rude, so!

[ And with an awkward laugh he's off, heading into what looks like the kitchen area. Lottie's left alone for a bit with just the muffled sounds of him rustling around fetching something or the other. ]
usedlick: (this town don't look good in snow)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-15 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Connor examines himself in the mirror, looking over the shirt he's wearing now. It's... odd, to see himself without his normal uniform. It doesn't match up at all to how he usually looks. But he couldn't deny that his normal uniform is starting to look pretty haggard after all it's been through - the tie is ruined, and the rest of it has holes in it and other damage.

Essentially, it's pretty sad. Not that it really bothers Connor. It's not like he has any sort of attachment to it.

It's illegal for him to wear clothes that don't say "ANDROID" on them, but it's different here. There aren't really any laws at all. His systems have run through this and all come up the same: wear the clothes.

That they have Lottie's face on them... well, at least everyone will know who they belong to?

He comes out, wearing a shirt and sweats.]


It fits fine, and I don't think it's obnoxious. I do look... different, though.
usedlick: (where the days are longer)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-19 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Officially part of the Lottie Person fan club, huh? He feels his lip quirk up in amusement over that one.

As for his stuff...]


Oh, it's here.

[He ducks back into the bathroom again to grab his tattered clothing from where he's folded it as neatly as possible. It looks like a machine did it (because technically a machine did do it).]

It's all machine washable. [Thanks, future tech!] I'd be grateful if you could fix it. I think if anyone could it would be you.

[Being a fashion designer and all.]
usedlick: (where the days are longer)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-23 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He smiles at that, because he thinks it must be pretty special, if she's acting like that about it.]

Then I'll leave it in your capable hands. Thank you.

[He has the utmost confidence in her abilities! For now, he's content with the clothes he's wearing.]

Is this all you wanted me for? [He doesn't have any particular reason to leave, but if he doesn't have any particular reason to stay either, he doesn't want to intrude...

Even if he's pretty sure it's not intruding anymore. Lottie seems to be comfortable having him around, he knows that much.]
usedlick: (some people say)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-04-25 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He smiles, coming over and sitting on her bed, taking the blanket after a moment and arranging it on his lap in a way that probably wouldn't actually warm anyone, but that's fine for him.]

I admit, I haven't seen a lot of movies. I don't really watch them.

[Watching movies is a thing for people who need to fill their time. Which Connor doesn't really need to do - he's an android, after all.

But he is a little... curious.]


I'll keep you company, then.

[He's happy to stay, really.]
usedlick: (walkin down the road)

I actually love The Proposal

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-05-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
The Proposal?

[If he had access to the internet he would search it - as it is, he tries to gather what information he can from Lottie's laptop. If he can interface with it, which should be simple as she has it unlocked, he can see...

His LED flashes yellow for a moment, then he looks back at her.]


A romantic comedy starring Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock?

[He has no idea who those people are.]
usedlick: (where the days are longer)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-05-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He has to think about it. Ryan Reynolds is an owner of a few dozen CyberLife androids, so he's in their customer database - Connor doesn't have complete access to it at the moment, but he can pull up high priority customers...]

Hmm... He's sixty-two now, so... I think he's what you would generally call a "silver fox."

[Connor smiles a little at that, mostly glad that he knew the right slang. Of course, as an android, he shouldn't really have an concept of what "hot" is... But he's been to the Eden Club so he has a good idea.]
usedlick: (you don't care I know)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-05-17 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[What? Was it wrong after all? Or just outdated?]

I heard it somewhere... [Probably a cop, now that he thinks about it.] I thought it was still acceptable.

[But maybe not? Human language is always evolving and it's very complicated!

(Incredibly, he might be a little embarrassed.)]
usedlick: (where the days are longer)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-05-24 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I do remember. Though I also remember that it was the only way to keep you quiet at the time.

[He's getting cheeky now. Is Lottie really sure she wants him to be more human?

That said, he can't really see why that and "silver fox" are related. Is the topic "things Connor does that are strange"? Or maybe, "things Connor does that are normal."]


That's the only time I've ever done something like that, by the way.
usedlick: (you don't care I know)

[personal profile] usedlick 2019-06-10 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
It does?

[Cussing is that powerful? No wonder Hank does it all the time... Human biology sure is weird!]

Then I'll be sure to keep that in mind, if you're ever sick. We don't have many doctors here, after all...

[Yep! That's the only reason!]