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awashlogs2019-01-20 12:41 am
heartsteals) wrote in awashlogs2019-01-20 12:41 am
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welcome to my sexy castle
WHO: Maya, Lupin, Saber Nero
WHERE: The Castle
WHEN: Around 1/19 or 1/20?!
WHAT: Three enthusiastic heroes fight slimes in a dirty medieval bathroom for their friends.
WARNINGS: They are going to fall into a secret sex room at the end of this. thanks a lot, mods
[ Getting to the castle was actually the easy part. Lupin had some reservations about entering the forest with such small numbers, but he couldn't very well sit by while some of his friends were suffering, and he had a good amount of faith in his bond with Maya - not to mention the strength of Nero. All three of them were clever and competent, and had - as far as he knew - avoided getting pricked by any of the thorns. He had to imagine the answer to their problems lay somewhere in this castle, considering how the vines led to it. And so, mustering up all his knowledge of where some important items might be hidden in a typical castle layout (and of avoiding booby traps, and relying on his two much-stronger companions when trouble reared its ugly head), he eventually takes the group into a room deep within the castle that he's certain must be the treasury or the master bedroom. ]
... It's a bathroom? Seriously?
[ but it's not the treasury or the master bedroom. He wrinkles his nose in distaste at the unpleasant aroma wafting up out of the room, which looks like it hasn't been cleaned since the moment construction finished on this place. There's a mess of mysterious stains on the walls, the sink is filled with various brushes and old bottles and dried-on sediment, and there's a bathtub full to the brim with stagnant green water. A distressingly large spider hurries behind the toilet the moment light fills the room.
Ugh. ]
WHERE: The Castle
WHEN: Around 1/19 or 1/20?!
WHAT: Three enthusiastic heroes fight slimes in a dirty medieval bathroom for their friends.
WARNINGS: They are going to fall into a secret sex room at the end of this. thanks a lot, mods
[ Getting to the castle was actually the easy part. Lupin had some reservations about entering the forest with such small numbers, but he couldn't very well sit by while some of his friends were suffering, and he had a good amount of faith in his bond with Maya - not to mention the strength of Nero. All three of them were clever and competent, and had - as far as he knew - avoided getting pricked by any of the thorns. He had to imagine the answer to their problems lay somewhere in this castle, considering how the vines led to it. And so, mustering up all his knowledge of where some important items might be hidden in a typical castle layout (and of avoiding booby traps, and relying on his two much-stronger companions when trouble reared its ugly head), he eventually takes the group into a room deep within the castle that he's certain must be the treasury or the master bedroom. ]
... It's a bathroom? Seriously?
[ but it's not the treasury or the master bedroom. He wrinkles his nose in distaste at the unpleasant aroma wafting up out of the room, which looks like it hasn't been cleaned since the moment construction finished on this place. There's a mess of mysterious stains on the walls, the sink is filled with various brushes and old bottles and dried-on sediment, and there's a bathtub full to the brim with stagnant green water. A distressingly large spider hurries behind the toilet the moment light fills the room.
Ugh. ]