time shenanigans, sighs

[parodeity]

WHO: various ppl, i'm doing the scenarios inside then will pm people!!
WHERE: town/island/forest!
WHEN: the 16th, today,,,
WHAT: time travel, jazzhands.
WARNINGS: i genuinely can't think of any. swearing?? maybe?

So you want to be a time traveler! Luckily, Dave is pretty free with the information that he plans a time travel expedition (or, rather, Several) for the sixteenth, and he doesn't much care who joins in. Everyone who shows up is promptly sorted into a smaller group to get yanked back and forth in time, and Dave's pretty blase about the entire thing.

Stragglers are probably welcome if they want a solo tour, and flag Dave down, but sign-up'd groups will have their own toplevels which I will be copy-pasting shortly, hello.