[ a rather indelicate snort. ] God, no. If we ever actually meet the fucks who run this place, the first thing I am going to do is critique them for their utter banality. [ hair flick ]

[ after a pause, somehwat musingly: ] You know, I was wondering why the well was such an obnoxious, eye-searing shade of red. I should have guessed Dave was involved. However, I am going to go ahead and make the logical assumption that the well wasn't borderline neon originally, because who the fuck builds a bright red well? Which gives rise to the next question: was doing that really the same as "restoring" color? Why did Mr. F or whoever the hell decide to do it that way?

[ The last two questions are really just musing aloud. ]