[ He doesn't answer, but by way of demonstration, sticks his mirror deep into his lapels. Immediately the mirror starts protesting, loudly: ]

AAAAAAAA! I can't see in here! I can't breathe! Stuffed up against a man's chest, ooooooh! I don't like men, not like that! You smell! Take me out! I don't want to be in here anymore! It's dark, it's lonely, take me out and talk to me, don't leave me here like this! Go ahead and break me if that's what you want! Just do it!