[ Is that a sword. He doesn't recognize where the uniform is from, but it's obviously a uniform. What kind of unit just carries around swords like that? Maybe this guy's part of some sort of ceremonial guard? Jion stares unsubtly for a moment before realizing there's more important matters at hand. ]

Um, well. [ He automatically stands up straighter, like he does around his superiors. ] I ... don't even know where to start, to be honest, but. I guess this is a regular occurrence, then? People ending up here?