Oh c'mon. I know we established I'm a noodle, but I think I can handle holding something heavy while I'm sitting in a chair.

[ actually wielding it the way Okuni probably wields it is a totally different thing, but he's not a fragile flower!! even so, he's surprised by the weight as he takes it in his hands, having to noticeably adjust to the heft of it. he doesn't seem to mind, though - if anything, feeling how heavy it actually is just seems to please him even more. ]

Wow, you weren't kidding about the weight of this thing. This is totally badass.