[ it's probably the first one, let's be real. dave's light and easy to tote around particularly for a guy with john's strength stats, and he's not at all fighting. it might be awkwardish to find dirk and jake like this but also they probably won't mind too much, and if they do dave probably will not care much.
and then they all get boatstuck, and eventually john gets to read dave's 50,000 missed messages probably ]
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and then they all get boatstuck, and eventually john gets to read dave's 50,000 missed messages probably ]