[It.... is a very plain-looking pot with a hissing cat monster growing out of it, currently not facing them. Mercifully.]
Yeah, but if you were bad at 'em you wouldn't have to be backup. Hang out here for a minute.
[There he goes, the bravest man to ever face down a sentient flower. Or: Okuyasu, sneaking up on a potted plant that is also a cat. He manages to stoop down and pick up the pot before the thing goes really nuts, slapping at his hands with, uh, leaves.
So the cat rescue is going great.] Dumb cat, stop it—
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Yeah, but if you were bad at 'em you wouldn't have to be backup. Hang out here for a minute.
[There he goes, the bravest man to ever face down a sentient flower. Or: Okuyasu, sneaking up on a potted plant that is also a cat. He manages to stoop down and pick up the pot before the thing goes really nuts, slapping at his hands with, uh, leaves.
So the cat rescue is going great.] Dumb cat, stop it—
[This will continue.]