[ Michael goes flying over the top of the bushes with all the grace of a baby elephant, though he does manage to save it at the last minute after hitting the ground by turning it into a pretty darn sick barrelroll.
when he finally rolls to a halt, he pushes himself up onto his hands and knees and looks back toward the general direction of the bushes with a hissed: ] Seriously?! Not cool!
[ ... of course, as soon as he turns his head back, he's nose-to-nose with an actual fucking unicorn, who heard and saw the ruckus this loud young human was causing in its clearing and got curious. Michael holds his breath - that horn is super close to the top of his head, oh geez - as the unicorn proceeds to have a staring match with him that is nothing short of feeling like his soul's under some kinda laser vision.
-- and then the thing just gently boofs his entire face with its nose, and like, what is he even supposed to do with that. ]
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[ Michael goes flying over the top of the bushes with all the grace of a baby elephant, though he does manage to save it at the last minute after hitting the ground by turning it into a pretty darn sick barrelroll.
when he finally rolls to a halt, he pushes himself up onto his hands and knees and looks back toward the general direction of the bushes with a hissed: ] Seriously?! Not cool!
[ ... of course, as soon as he turns his head back, he's nose-to-nose with an actual fucking unicorn, who heard and saw the ruckus this loud young human was causing in its clearing and got curious. Michael holds his breath - that horn is super close to the top of his head, oh geez - as the unicorn proceeds to have a staring match with him that is nothing short of feeling like his soul's under some kinda laser vision.
-- and then the thing just gently boofs his entire face with its nose, and like, what is he even supposed to do with that. ]
Uh. Hey there.
[ MICHAEL MELL: CERTIFIED MAIDEN ]