You're the one with the super-sleuth nose, buddy-boy, not me.

[Is that...

...

Is he giving in to instinct and showing his belly to her...? Is that what's happening right now. Is he seriously just a big dumb puppy dog with big dumb ears and a waggy tail and big soft eyes looking up at her and oh, motherfucker.]

I think the guy whose house I live in, he makes soap. I'd steal some for you.