[Wag wag wag wag.]

I'm sure you had it handled. But you're welcome. Anytime, girl, really.

[Except then he notices the thumping of that big, dumb tail. Mortified, he pins it hard under the heel of his hand, looks up at her, face burning, and then surprises himself by laughing.]

I wanted a dog, not to be a dog. You're not gonna change my name to Lucky, are you?