[He shrinks back a tiny bit at that tug on his hair, still hiding behind that roomba as he forces himself to calm down...which is difficult, considering the conversation topic.]
...A man can't be a princess. And I-I'm not getting a harem!
[If he ever did get married he'd--no he's not thinking about that, let's quote some Dao De Jing, yes--]
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...A man can't be a princess. And I-I'm not getting a harem!
[If he ever did get married he'd--no he's not thinking about that, let's quote some Dao De Jing, yes--]