Why, nothing at all, unless you know of a song to enkindle the passions of chickens. Though I would not be terribly surprised if you did...

[ Maybe music can get chickens in the mood as much as people? And if there's anyone who knows a love song, it must be Tristan. ]

There is a man named Dextera who is already in the possession of a flock of chickens. We have been working toward increasing their numbers, and I am optimistic about our odds of success.