[ That's a better reaction, he thinks. Since goading seems to be working, he presses on: ]

Okay, okay. I understand, năi nai!

[ He makes a point of saying that in Mandarin, so it won't translate. If she understands that language, she'll know... he just called her "grandma." ]

What have you got against puppets? They're very useful!

[ He reaches for the hand that's covering her head, pressing it between his own. Shamelessly: ]

But if it's passion you want, I'm your man! Dashing, handsome, and accomplished in the six arts. I'm everything you could possibly desire, in a gentleman!